The name…
If you missed French For Dummies (which is genius, by the way), “Mademoiselle” is “Miss”, which is who I am.  “Non” in the same language is “No”. According to some, I say it very well. It was also my childhood nickname. Probably because I said it so well. It stuck.

The woman…
A dancer with a rabid desire to take over the world. Or at least over the tango world. And also planet Zykron-150.

The “legend”…
Working on it. Have your people call my people, or just write: mademoisellenon@gmail.com