Everyone’s starting a blog and becoming famous, Ma. I’m gonna be famous. Wait and see, Ma.

Yeah…no. But with this endless need for exhibitionism, narcissism, and belief that Someone Out There Is Listening, blog industry is booming. Yay, blogs. And so, I have a blog.

It’s not my first attempt at having one. Contrary to popular belief, I actually hate talking about myself but my shrink thinks it’s good for me. Behold, I can also dispense therapeutic advice. Line up, people!

Quite randomly, while I was hunting down a picture of a black sheep (ain’t it cute? Baaah!), there were so “crime scene” photos of black sheep eating people’s throats, I wanted to bleach my brain. Not what I needed to see at 1 am. Are black sheep considered more violent than white sheep? Discuss.

Long story short, I am here.